There’s nothing more stress-inducing than attending your high school reunion. You must simultaneously make conversation with ex–unrequited crushes, eat mediocre hors d’oeuvres, and impress the people who used to make fun of you during fifth-period gym. It’s practically a medieval torture device.
Calm down. The above video will guide you through the night, from figuring out what to wear to finding the best way to show how successful you’ve become (you’re the man!). In the meantime, if you’re running the risk of sweating through your suit, just remember to apply some Gillette Clear Gel. #NoSweat.